I have the MOST ANNOYING stepbrother ever! He’s super messy, loud and gets on every one of my nerves. When I come home from class one afternoon to find him in my bed, it takes everything in me not to go find my parent and make him divorce Alan’s asap! He’s chomping on my favorite chips and leaving the crumbs to fall in my sheets while rubbing his disgustingly dirty feet all over my pillows! And you know what, two can play at this game! Alan hates confinement so I knew exactly how to get back at him and make him leave my room! I sat on his face! ???? He kept trying to push me off, asking wtf I was doing and complaining that he can’t breathe with my ass on his face but I refuse to budge until he agrees to my terms!
